May 2013
lynzave:
today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”
I’ve never had a school...
liveinphoenix:
if you rip out my headphones while im listening to music because you think its funny i will personally escort you to the gates of hell
kawaii-santa-chan:
kawaii-santa-chan:
kawaii-santa-chan:
there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in
update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a...
foxnewsofficial:
thanks for liking my post was your reblog button not working or
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mebeingweird:
bondoge:
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
grargll:
light rain (◡‿◡✿)
heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)
thundershowers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
ambitiousbard:
just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
pandalot:
You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your...
“My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.”
– Anonymous (via ileu)
todf:
also, sometimes, when i say i’m “busy”, i actually mean “low-functioning”
weedrichards:
YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS
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android18:
meanwhile at tumblr headquarters
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harrysthefather:
harrysthefather:
SO I WAS AT STARBUCKS RIGHT AND I SAW THIS OLD MAN SITTING ALONE AND DRINKING HIS LITTLE CUP OF COFFEE ALL CUTELYI WAS LIKE AWW SO I WROTE THIS AND GAVE IT TO HIM
HE WAS SO HAPPY I WANTED TO CRY OHM YGOD
OHMGDFKSJAH HE JUST FCKGNS BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE MILK AND PUT A PENNY AOF ON IT I CNSDKFA FUCK IM OGING TO CRY IN STARBUCKS HE BOUGHT ME CHOCOLATE...
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jaclcfrost:
guardian-of-heart:
jaclcfrost:
jaclcfrost:
sorry i was gone for so long i was painting some roses
do you think this is a joke
it is not a joke
But why weren’t you painting them red
woah there queen of hearts
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
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I did the Pokemon fusion thing.
noxxigirl:
I got a couple of cool ones
Then I got a not so cool one.
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growlithed:
protip
if someone is drawing or whatever
dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs
dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended
dont scribble across the page or the picture
dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny”
youre an asshole
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emoticonflict:
hinata and komaeda playing 7 minutes in heaven would just be 4 minutes of silence and then komaeda would start to say something and hinata would say “dont. dont do anything. ill scream” and then theres more silence
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tsunmyouji:
