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lynzave: today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:22:08 +0800

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

the-apex-predator: elasticitymudflap: vriska: geronimo-gal: T...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:13:55 +0800

the-apex-predator:

elasticitymudflap:

vriska:

geronimo-gal:

This a fantastic rendition of Sis Puella Magica being played on the recorder. Just listen.

I WASN’T PREPARED FOR THIS TO ACTUALLY BE GOOD BECAUSE OF HOW TUMBLR ACTS ABOUT RECORDERS

someone hold me

i promise you that no matter how good you think this is before you watch it

it is about one million times better

liveinphoenix: if you rip out my headphones while im listening to music because you think its funny...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:10:48 +0800

liveinphoenix:

if you rip out my headphones while im listening to music because you think its funny i will personally escort you to the gates of hell

kawaii-santa-chan: kawaii-santa-chan: kawaii-santa-chan: there is no teacher in my history class...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:07:39 +0800

kawaii-santa-chan:

kawaii-santa-chan:

kawaii-santa-chan:

there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in

update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher

UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING

foxnewsofficial: thanks for liking my post was your reblog button not working or

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:07:15 +0800

foxnewsofficial:

thanks for liking my post was your reblog button not working or

aminoasinine: the-science-llama: If Earth Had Rings First off,...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:06:25 +0800

Guatamala

Washington, DC

Quito, Ecuador

Polynesia The Earth's Shadow appears on the Rings at night

Arctic Circle The Rings are barely visible

aminoasinine:

the-science-llama:

If Earth Had Rings

First off, they would be really pretty to look at. They would also dominate the sky in both night and day at exactly the same place as they would never rise nor set. And at night you would see the Earth’s shadow swing across the rings, like in the 4th photo here.

However, life would be very different on Earth if this were the case. Nocturnal animals would have a hard time being nocturnal, as the light reflecting from the rings would illuminate the night.

Because we are closer to the Sun than Saturn is, the rings would be more rocky than ice, making them less bright but still pretty bright. In fact, you would see far less stars at night (living anywhere other than the equator or the arctic circle) because of the light pollution and not to mention ruin most meteor showers because of that.

During the day the rings would block sunlight in certain regions of the planet creating wild weather cycles and effecting plant life as well. So basically, they would be definitely pretty to look at but they would also make a whole lot of things screwy.

Illustrations by Ron Miller // io9
— Click the photos for captions

CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE THE KIND OF ANCIENT MYTHOLOGY THIS WOULD HAVE GENERATED

FUCK RAINBOWS MAN THIS WOULD LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING ARM OF GOD CIRCLING THE EARTH

nitolin: mmmngh

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:33:55 +0800

nitolin:

mmmngh

mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:59:03 +0800

mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

grargll: light rain (◡‿◡✿) heavy rain (◕‿◕✿) thundershowers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:55:50 +0800

grargll:

light rain (◡‿◡✿)

heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)

thundershowers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:56:51 +0800

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

pandalot: You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:56:47 +0800

pandalot:

You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your talents reflect your interests and passions, and what’s important to you is important.

"My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself."

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:55:51 +0800

“My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.”

- Anonymous (via ileu)

todf: also, sometimes, when i say i’m “busy”, i actually mean “low-functioning”

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:04:41 +0800

todf:

also, sometimes, when i say i’m “busy”, i actually mean “low-functioning”

weedrichards: YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:04:04 +0800

weedrichards:

YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS